Rabbit walks into the butchers
"Have you got any carrots?" asks the Rabbit.
"Sorry Mr Bunny" Says the butcher "but I only sell meat."
"Oh" says the Rabbit and walks out.
Next day, the Rabbit walks into the butchers again.
"Have you got any carrots?" asks the Rabbit.
"I think I told you yesterday I only sell meat." Says the Butcher. "Look, see them chickens hanging in the window? Meat."
"Oh" says the Rabbit and walks out
Next day, the Rabbit walks into the butchers again.
"Have you got any carrots?" asks the Rabbit
"Look, I've told you I only sell meat!" says the Butcher. "Beef, pork, lamb! Meat!"
"Oh" says the Rabbit and walks out
Next day, the Rabbit walks into the butchers again.
"Have you got some carrots?" asks the Rabbit
"Look rabbit" says the butcher, "I'm getting a little brassed off with this. You keep coming in and asking for carrots when you know darn well I only sell meat. If you ask again I'll nail you to that f..f..flippin wall!"
"Oh" says the Rabbit and walks out
Next day, the Rabbit walks into the butchers again.
"Have you got some nails?" asks the Rabbit
"Of course I haven't got any nails" says the butcher. "I've only got MEAT!!!"
"Oh" says the Rabbit. "Have you got some carrots then?"
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2008-05-17 @ 13:33